A salaryman wakes up in the middle of an stampede! Help him avoid the wild bulls, many desert obstacles and the mythical Chupper Cabras, and don't forget to take a coffee break once in a while! Such a dumb concept for a game couldn't take more than 5 minutes to play, and certainly less than 24 hours to make! :P

NEW: Now you can see your highest score on the title screen.

IMPORTANT!! Neither your settings nor your high score are saved when you close the tab/window. This is so that the game won't store any pesky files on your system for later.

Default Controls:

[W] [S] – Move
[Space] – Menu Select
[F4] - Scale Window
[F5] - Change Volume
[F9] - Change Aspect Ratio

More Info

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Changelog

2.0 – Big jump — fully rewritten in Game Maker Studio 2 for HTML5. Should work now!
0.2 – Second release, still using buffer audio, crashing at random, forced to be an EXE when it was always meant to be HTML5-only :(
0.1 – Initial release, using buffer audio which went haywire on most systems.

Mesmerize Games
StatusReleased
PlatformsHTML5
Publisher
Release date Jan 31, 2021
Authorkid marscat
GenreAction
Made withAseprite, GameMaker
Tags8-Bit, Arcade, atari, dumb, Endless, kusoge, MSX, Retro, Short, Singleplayer
Average sessionA few seconds
LanguagesEnglish
InputsKeyboard

Development log

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